Gumble Gumble turtle and Trumble

y’all ready to get nipped bros

Maybe tonight will be the night

FOR PULP RP

twofistedpulp:

Lobster Johnson by James Harren.

twofistedpulp:

Lobster Johnson by James Harren.

(via cybertunage)

Excerpts from a dumb adventure I’m making

"This is the seat of his throne, the empire that ruled the world for ten thousand years. These Germans are but the means to my end: to see the world kneel before me."

His bodyguard raises his mechanical arm threateningly and moves in to attack!

(YouguysIamveryexcited)

It’s me a real dad

It’s me a real dad

Or like that band that played with Ruben Blades that was just four percussionists and six trombones

I wish my job was “In a marching band” 

I’m listening to recordings of a band I’m in and I’m just like YeS… PERrfewcT……. It’s my JAAAAM